Don't Eat Any Bugs Productions, Publishers of Humorous Things, are pleased to have published "Curse of the Masking Tape Mummy" - volume three in the collected editions of cartoonist Scott Meyer's web-comic Basic Instructions.

That's right! Scott's thrice-weekly exercise in sarcasm and schadenfreude, Basic Instructions, is back, and just as consistently surprising (if that's even possible) as ever! Covering such useful everyday topics as How to Act "Manly", How to Assemble a Mighty Team of Superheroes, How to Prepare for the Apocalypse and even How to Play Video Games "Together", Basic Instructions are your 'all inclusive guide to a life well lived.'

Coming in at a hefty 150 pages, this mighty volume contains 10% brand new, full color, never before seen bonus content.
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$14.95, + s/h

If that didn't convince you to give us your money, I don't know what will. So in the meantime, here are some very nice things people have said:

"Basic Instructions is one of the funniest comics on the planet.
That's all you need to know."
-Scott Adams, Creator of Dilbert

"Basic Instructions is the ONLY comic I never miss.
Original, LOL-funny and with no bitter aftertaste."
-Tim Rickard, creator, Brewster Rockit: Space Guy!

Some may argue that his comic is smart, witty and astute -
but Basic Instructions is an undisputed balls to the wall laugh riot.
-Aaron Johnson, Creator of What the Duck

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